bicurious?

recently i switched my okcupid profile from “gay” to “bi” — my reasoning? i figured if i was willing to go out on a date and possibly make out with guys i don’t find attractive, i may as well open the field to women i don’t find attractive! the odds are better, right? #imhorrible

noone

no one wants me. no one wants me who isn’t many years older and many pounds larger than me. i realize that can’t be 100% accurate, that there would have to be some slightly younger guys also interested. and some guys my own age. buuuuut, it sure seems like nobody wants me. there are plenty of younger guys who admire me, but they don’t want me at all. th’only guys who want me are old and yucky.

Diff’rent

One thing I notice about the photos I’ve put on my okcupid profile (which obviously are ones I like) is how different they all look!